Consent Can — Erectivist Pole (Standard Edition)
Your aluminum receipt for the chaos. Empty can. Real installation. Georgia State Capitol. June 12. Not signed. Ships free.
Tools, artifacts, and pressure systems.
TL;DR: Products include one-on-one coaching, intensive boot camps, FOI playbooks, and satirical protest materials used in real campaigns.
This is where the work becomes tangible. Training you can deploy. Objects that carry a record. Nothing decorative. Everything intentional.
The REVOLT Training shop sells activism tools, training, and protest artifacts designed to force government accountability through lawful pressure, public records, and media strategy.
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Festivus Family of Poles
Constitutional satire with receipts.
Physical artifacts born from public-forum law, free-speech doctrine, and malicious compliance. Each piece exists because a government said “yes”—or had to.
Limited Government Edition (Trial Proof No. 1)
A one-of-one trial proof from a real pressure campaign. Not art—leverage that turns satire into media, records, and policy change.
Consent Can (Flaccidus Ed.) Signed Artist Proof
A signed artist proof from a live consent campaign. Satire with teeth—built to provoke records, reactions, and accountability, not sit quietly on a shelf.
Satanology
Free speech, stress-tested.
Satirical protest objects used to probe religious favoritism and viewpoint discrimination. These are not jokes. They are diagnostics.
Tax the Church Stickers
Provocative stickers that turn a slogan into a question governments can’t dodge—cheap pressure that sparks conversations, complaints, and records.
The Malicious Compliance 10 Commandments.
A satirical poster that applies their rules exactly as written—forcing discomfort, complaints, and conversations that expose selective enforcement.
The ‘In God We Trust’ Stress Test
A lawful, literal take on “In God We Trust” that exposes selective patriotism—designed to provoke reactions, records, and policy clarifications.
The Satanology Seal | Premium Protest Sticker by Chaz Stevens
A small, lawful provocation designed to force big reactions—turning discomfort into conversations, complaints, and a paper trail the system can’t ignore.
Protest Tools
Small format. Sharp edge.
Stickers and graphics designed to travel, provoke, and document reactions. Cheap to deploy. Expensive to ignore.
The “81 Million” Ultimatum | We F*cking Hate Donald Trump
A blunt reminder backed by math, not vibes—designed to provoke arguments, spark complaints, and turn outrage into records and accountability.
The “Flush Twice” Protocol (BOHICA Edition)
A profane, political pressure piece meant to offend just enough—triggering reactions, complaints, and records that reveal who really supports free speech.
The Janey Godley Tribute Sign (Uncensored)
An uncensored tribute that tests speech boundaries—honoring dissent while provoking reactions, complaints, and the records that follow.
The Janey Godley Tribute (Hand-Drawn Artist Proof)
An original, hand-drawn piece honoring Janey Godley—raw, unapologetic, and designed to provoke conversation, reaction, and reflection on free expression.
The RFK Protocol | Brain Worm Satire Sticker | Chaz Stevens
A sharp satire sticker that punctures political mythmaking—designed to provoke reactions, arguments, and the records that reveal who can’t take a joke.
Flush Trump Twice | Original Hand-Drawn Protest Art Sticker
A confrontational free-speech artifact meant to provoke outrage, test tolerance, and generate the reactions—and records—that expose selective principles.
Dead Kennedys Raw Milk RFK-Inspired T-Shirt
A darkly satirical shirt that mashes politics and punk—built to provoke reactions, arguments, and the paper trail that follows when speech hits a nerve.
The RFK Warning Label (Raw Milk Edition)
A sharp political sticker blending punk and policy—designed to provoke reactions, arguments, and the records that surface when speech makes people uncomfortable.
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