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Satanology vs. The Satanic Temple

Satanology vs. The Satanic Temple Same Devil. Different Intent. People confuse Satanology and TST because both use Satan. That’s the cosmetic layer. Satanology came first. Before chapters. Before brands. Before donation funnels. It didn’t start as a religion. It started as a stress test. Structure Is Destiny Satanology has no chapters. No boards. No hierarchy. No headquarters. No silly fucking …

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Jersey City Flagpole Test: Satan or Silence

Jersey City’s Flagpole Is a Trap Door: Satan or Silence Jersey City has a flag program that’s basically a public microphone bolted to City Hall. It works great until someone says something the City doesn’t “love.” Now the City is stalling a Christian flag request while historically allowing all kinds of secular and cause-based flags. That’s not “caution.” That’s viewpoint …

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How to Break a City’s Flag Policy (Legally) Using FOI

How to Break a City’s Flag Policy (Legally) Using FOI A Case Study from New Britain, Connecticut Cities love free speech—until it gets uncomfortable. New Britain raised a Christian flag over City Hall. When I requested to raise a different flag, the city didn’t debate theology or law. It reached for bureaucracy: resident-only rules, “no controversial flags”, and public safety …

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Why Chip LaMarca Is Scared of a $1 Bill

In bureaucratic fights, people assume money wins. It doesn’t. Clean structure wins. You don’t need a million-dollar war chest; you need a clean vehicle, a preserved injury, and the discipline to let procedure do the damage. I am currently litigating a First Amendment case (SDFL 0:24-cv-60623) against Florida State Representative Chip (aka Chip!) LaMarca for unconstitutional viewpoint discrimination. The forum …

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Stevens v. LaMarca: What’s Happening — and Why It Matters

In 2024, I filed a federal lawsuit against Florida State Representative Chip LaMarca after he blocked me on his X (formerly Twitter) account. That account was not a private diary. It was used to: announce legislative activity, communicate with constituents, promote official positions, and interact with the public about state business. After I posted critical comments, I was blocked. Blocking …

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Your City Is Throwing Error Codes. I Just Read Them.

TL;DR Cities are throwing legal and procedural “error codes.” I function like an OBD-II scanner: I stress-test meeting rules (public comment, invocations, viewpoint neutrality), pull the diagnostics, and flag risk early—quietly, with city attorneys—before it becomes litigation or public spectacle. Most cities don’t fail because of bad intentions.They fail because no one stress-tests the system before it’s put under pressure. …

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Satanology Challenges Brevard Schools

Activist Chaz Stevens, founder of The Church of Satanology and Perpetual Soirée, is taking on religious favoritism in Brevard County, Florida. Stevens, known for provocative First Amendment challenges, has formally requested that five high schools display banners from his satirical organization. His intent: expose unfair religious bias and uphold secular neutrality, especially emphasizing support for LGBTQ+ students and equal treatment …

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Arkansas Act 264: Is Your School Ready for Multilingual Religious Posters?

Think your Arkansas school district fully understands Act 264? Think again. In a bold move designed to test the limits of Arkansas Act 264, Chaz Stevens—the provocative founder of the Church of Satanology and veteran constitutional advocate—plans to donateover 20,000 religious posters to Arkansas public schools. But there’s a catch: they’re not all in English, and many have stylistically unconventional …