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Slow Ride, Take It Easy Deerfield Beach. Also, BOHICA.

TL;DR Deerfield Beach is evaluating its multi-million dollar contract with the Broward Sheriff’s Office (BSO). Sheriff Gregory Tony has proposed a two-year extension, sparking debate over city independence and public safety budgets. Oh, Deerfield Beach, you salty slice of paradise wedged between the Atlantic and a swamp of bureaucratic bullshit. Here we go again, folks—Sheriff Frank Drebin Gregory Tony, that …

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“I’ll Pay for the Study”: Delay, Damage Control, and the Noland Tell

TL;DR At the Jan 2026 Deerfield Beach Commission meeting, BSO officials proposed funding a new fire-rescue study in exchange for a two-year contract extension—a move critics call a ‘delay tactic’ to avoid municipal independence. I’ve been around Deerfield Beach politics long enough to know when a room gets nervous. Not loud. Not chaotic. Nervous. That was the vibe at the …