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Satanology vs. The Satanic Temple

Satanology vs. The Satanic Temple Same Devil. Different Intent. People confuse Satanology and TST because both use Satan. That’s the cosmetic layer. Satanology came first. Before chapters. Before brands. Before donation funnels. It didn’t start as a religion. It started as a stress test. Structure Is Destiny Satanology has no chapters. No boards. No hierarchy. No headquarters. No silly fucking …

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How to Break a City’s Flag Policy (Legally) Using FOI

How to Break a City’s Flag Policy (Legally) Using FOI A Case Study from New Britain, Connecticut Cities love free speech—until it gets uncomfortable. New Britain raised a Christian flag over City Hall. When I requested to raise a different flag, the city didn’t debate theology or law. It reached for bureaucracy: resident-only rules, “no controversial flags”, and public safety …

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Why Chip LaMarca Is Scared of a $1 Bill

In bureaucratic fights, people assume money wins. It doesn’t. Clean structure wins. You don’t need a million-dollar war chest; you need a clean vehicle, a preserved injury, and the discipline to let procedure do the damage. I am currently litigating a First Amendment case (SDFL 0:24-cv-60623) against Florida State Representative Chip (aka Chip!) LaMarca for unconstitutional viewpoint discrimination. The forum …

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Stevens v. LaMarca: What’s Happening — and Why It Matters

In 2024, I filed a federal lawsuit against Florida State Representative Chip LaMarca after he blocked me on his X (formerly Twitter) account. That account was not a private diary. It was used to: announce legislative activity, communicate with constituents, promote official positions, and interact with the public about state business. After I posted critical comments, I was blocked. Blocking …

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A Quiet Warning to Cities: Invocation Policies Under Adversarial Review

TL;DR Municipal invocation policies often rely on vague standards like “established community presence,” which grant staff unbridled discretion—a major §1983 liability risk. By stress-testing these policies through formal records requests and comparative analysis, GovHacks reveals how easily “ceremonial” traditions become legal vulnerabilities. We provide the “bug report” so cities can fix their process before a third party files a lawsuit. …

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Introducing GovHacks: We Don’t Write the Law. We Debug It.

TL;DR GovHacks is an adversarial stress-testing service for municipal policies. Much like a penetration test for software, GovHacks identifies constitutional vulnerabilities and liability “edge cases” in city ordinances before they result in lawsuits or civil rights complaints. We don’t litigate or lobby; we debug policy to prevent expensive legal failures. Cities routinely hire outside professionals to stress-test critical systems. You …

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MAOS Is Back. Same System. New Failure Modes.

MAOS is back with a new approach to First Amendment systems engineering. I shut My Acts of Sedition down because I was busy breaking other systems I broke Florida’s book-ban law hard enough that Ron DeSantis rewrote it. I stress-tested school districts until they folded. I forced cities to choose between constitutional neutrality and shutting the whole damn thing down. …

I’m calling Austin’s bluff on the Ten Commandments | The Dallas Morning News

by Chaz Stevens Dallas Morning News Soon, Gov. Greg Abbott will sign Senate Bill 10 into law, placing Ten Commandments posters in every public school classroom in Texas. As a professional disruptor, I offer three words in response: “Thou shalt not.” You see, SB 10 isn’t just unconstitutional, it’s the Wonka Golden Ticket for unintended religious consequences. So please, Texas …

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Florida Activist Demands Satanology Banners at Public Schools

Think your Florida school’s religious banner policy is fair? Think again. Chaz Stevens—Florida’s favorite constitutional troublemaker—is back, demanding “Satan Loves the First Amendment” banners in public schools statewide. FOX NEWS: Florida activist calls for Satanology banners at public schools citing First Amendment Stevens, founder of the provocatively named Church of Satanology, is using satire and legal savvy to expose blatant …