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They Kept 23,000 Records About the Guy Who Tried to Ban the Bible

Let me make sure I understand this correctly. In April 2022, I filed petitions with 63 Florida school districts asking them to remove the Bible from school classrooms and libraries. My reasoning was airtight: DeSantis had just signed HB 1467, empowering parents to challenge “obscene” materials. The Bible — rape, infanticide, bestiality, Psalm 137:9 (“Happy is the one who seizes …

[UPDATE]: Heritage Trap: How Florida’s Anti-DEI Law Eats Its Own

The Law They Didn’t Read On March 10, 2026, the Florida Legislature passed SB 1134, the most sweeping anti-DEI bill to reach a governor’s desk in American history. The House voted 77-37. The Senate voted 25-11. Governor DeSantis is expected to sign it. It takes effect January 1, 2027. The bill’s sponsors say it kills DEI. They’re right. It also …

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Five Questions for the City Commission (Aka: If This Is About Safety, Show Us the Numbers)

TL;DR: The “Show Me the Numbers” Challenge Chaz Stevens is calling out the City Commission for choosing “delay” over “data.” He argues that if BSO were truly the safer option, the Sheriff wouldn’t be begging for time—he’d be providing a spreadsheet. The post demands answers on: If we’re being told that public safety demands delay, more studies, and another two …

Sheriff's post on Deerfield Beach public safety meeting addressing concerns about a transition plan and emphasizing community safety.

This Isn’t a Warning. It’s a Vendor Hostage Note.

TL;DR BSO cites a 35-year partnership as a reason to stay. Chaz argues municipal contracts aren’t marriages—they are purchases that must be justified by current data, not history. This isn’t a warning.It’s a hostage note written by the vendor. Read it again.Slowly.Strip out the drama and what’s left?Fear words stacked where numbers should be. “Catastrophic mistake.”“Jeopardize public safety.”“87,000 people.” Big …

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“I’ll Pay for the Study”: Delay, Damage Control, and the Noland Tell

TL;DR At the Jan 2026 Deerfield Beach Commission meeting, BSO officials proposed funding a new fire-rescue study in exchange for a two-year contract extension—a move critics call a ‘delay tactic’ to avoid municipal independence. I’ve been around Deerfield Beach politics long enough to know when a room gets nervous. Not loud. Not chaotic. Nervous. That was the vibe at the …

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Yo Dudley, Why I Refuse to Soften My Activism…

A long-time reader and friend of the blog—someone you’d recognize by name, someone many of you know personally—pulled me aside recently. I’ll call him Dudley Do-Right. Dudley meant well. He always does. Dudley is, contrary to some opinion, a good guy. He told me this blog work looks exhausting. That it eats time, energy, and focus. That maybe—maybe—it isn’t worth …

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MAOS Is Back. Same System. New Failure Modes.

MAOS is back with a new approach to First Amendment systems engineering. I shut My Acts of Sedition down because I was busy breaking other systems I broke Florida’s book-ban law hard enough that Ron DeSantis rewrote it. I stress-tested school districts until they folded. I forced cities to choose between constitutional neutrality and shutting the whole damn thing down. …

An Open Letter to Ocean Psychology Group (Miami, FL)

If You’re Issuing ESA Letters in 10 Minutes, You’re Not Offering Therapy—You’re Playing with Fire. Ocean Psychology Group P: (305) 200-3921 F: (844) 440-2381 www.oceanpsychologygroup.com To Whom It May Concern, I contacted your office posing as someone in need of an Emotional Support Animal (ESA) letter. I disclosed I had autism spectrum disorder and generalized anxiety. I expressed concern about …

Chaz Stevens, Professional Pain In The Ass

Investigating ESA Letter Abuse in California

This content is shared for public education, journalistic investigation, and policy advocacy. It includes direct communications from Emotional Support Animal (ESA) service providers, examined against California’s AB-468 and federal housing standards. We are not alleging that any provider or individual has violated the law. Our observations are based solely on the language used in the communications and our interpretation of …