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Hey BSO! Adios, Motherfucker. This Is What Losing Looks Like.

TL;DR. I dunno, maybe next time, don’t threaten the beejesus outta a City Manager. Deerfield Beach leaving BSO wasn’t drama. It was math. On January 20, 2026, Deerfield Beach voted 4–1 to leave the Broward Sheriff’s Office. That vote didn’t come out of nowhere — it happened under Sheriff Frank Drebin (real-life: Broward Sheriff Gregory Tony). After 35 years, the …

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Slow Ride, Take It Easy Deerfield Beach. Also, BOHICA.

TL;DR Deerfield Beach is evaluating its multi-million dollar contract with the Broward Sheriff’s Office (BSO). Sheriff Gregory Tony has proposed a two-year extension, sparking debate over city independence and public safety budgets. Oh, Deerfield Beach, you salty slice of paradise wedged between the Atlantic and a swamp of bureaucratic bullshit. Here we go again, folks—Sheriff Frank Drebin Gregory Tony, that …

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“I’ll Pay for the Study”: Delay, Damage Control, and the Noland Tell

TL;DR At the Jan 2026 Deerfield Beach Commission meeting, BSO officials proposed funding a new fire-rescue study in exchange for a two-year contract extension—a move critics call a ‘delay tactic’ to avoid municipal independence. I’ve been around Deerfield Beach politics long enough to know when a room gets nervous. Not loud. Not chaotic. Nervous. That was the vibe at the …