Description

The Consent Can — Erectivist Pole (Standard Edition)

The Official Drink of Felonious Life Choices™

$59 · Limited Edition · Not Signed · Ships Free

The Consent Can is an empty aluminum artifact tied to a live permitted installation at the Georgia State Capitol — scheduled for June 12, 2026, Trump’s birthday weekend.

Not a beverage. Not a brand. A physical receipt for the chaos.

Proceeds fund fabrication, transport, permitting, documentation, and media archiving for the Georgia installation. Remaining funds go to Women In Distress and future installations.

It’s not just a can. It’s proof you were in.

Why This Exists

Before Georgia, there was Ohio.

The Ohio Statehouse approved and hosted the Festivus display without incident.
No drama. No hand-wringing. No constitutional gymnastics.

The pole went up.
The rules were followed.
Viewpoint neutrality held—exactly as Pinette requires.

That approval matters. It establishes baseline reality.

Georgia is next.

What This Is

• A standard edition artifact associated with a specific public installation.
• A funding mechanism for fabrication and logistics
• A documented component of a permitted public display

What This Is Not

• A beverage
• A brand promotion
• An advertising display
• A permanent installation

The Message

The working title is deliberate: Erectivist Pole — Flaccidus Edition.

Same structure.
Same lawful compliance.
Less pretense.

The topper is a neon heart—a callback to Valentine’s Day—paired with a message that does not attempt subtlety:

Don ♥ Jeffrey

That’s the piece.
That’s the joke.
That’s the test.

The pole does not accuse.
It does not editorialize.
It simply exists—fully permitted, fully compliant—inside a public forum that claims to tolerate all viewpoints.

Target Coordinates

This artifact supports a live, permitted public installation.
The paperwork is filed. The clock is running.

• Location: Georgia State Capitol, West Wing
• Installation Date: Friday, June 12, 2026
• Context: Flag Day weekend · Donald Trump’s birthday (June 14)
• Format: Temporary freestanding aluminum pole + placard
• Status: Permit Applied For, approval in April after legislative session
• Duration: Four hours. Single-day temporary installation.

The installation occurs immediately ahead of Flag Day and Donald Trump’s birthday—outside the holiday-decor safe zone, precisely where a First Amendment stress test belongs.

Ohio already demonstrated neutrality can work.
Georgia now gets the same opportunity.

The “Ingredients”

(Printed on the actual can. Read the fine print.)

• Tiny Hands Vodka — Distilled from pure ego
• Uncut Russian Uric Acid — Don’t ask
• 14% Pure Ecstasy Disco Biscuits — For the raving lunatic in all of us
• Neck Gina — Side effects may vary

No, you cannot drink them.
Yes, people will ask. That’s the point.

* Meet us at 5 points Vortex … we’ll buy you a beer!

How to Deploy This Can

• The Desk Flex
  Place it next to your family photos. Wait for HR to ask.
• The Mini-Pole
  Stack three to create your own compliant Festivus display.
• The Gift
  Perfect for the “Law and Order” relative who needs a lesson in free speech.
  Guaranteed to start a fight at Thanksgiving.

The Mission

Proceeds benefit Women In Distress.

This isn’t just a joke—it’s a fundraiser.
Satire funds the work. Support goes to survivors.

Consent—like free speech—is non-negotiable.

What Happens Next

1. You receive a standard edition can.
2. The Georgia installation moves forward, funded in part by this sale.
3. The installation is documented and archived publicly.
4. Proceeds support Women In Distress and future installations.

Pricing

$59 — Unsigned Standard Edition Can · Ships Free
Supports fabrication, transport, permitting, documentation, and media archiving for the Georgia installation.

Fine Print

• Empty, sealed aluminum can
• Satirical artwork
• Not affiliated with any brand, candidate, or government agency
• Proceeds applied to installation costs and related project expenses

About Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens is a nationally recognized political artist whose medium is bureaucracy. From beer-can Festivus poles to Satan or Silence campaigns, he uses art and process as blunt instruments for exposing hypocrisy.

“I’m not here to raise awareness. I’m here to make the system flinch.”
— Chaz Stevens

If it stands, the Constitution still works.
If it doesn’t, the failure is already documented.
Either way, the audit is complete.