Don ♥ Jeff — Neon Heart Sign (Erectivist Pole Edition)

Description

This is not a novelty sign.

This is a numbered artist proof from an edition of six neon heart signs produced for a live permitted public installation at the Georgia State Capitol — scheduled for June 12, 2026, immediately before Flag Day and Donald Trump’s birthday weekend.

Edition No. 6 goes up on the pole. Yours stays on your wall. Both are part of the same documented First Amendment stress test.

Purchase includes one signed Artist Proof Consentivus Can.

What You’re Buying

A hand-numbered, signed neon heart sign from an edition of six. The identical sign — same design, same fabrication run — will be mounted as the topper of a permitted freestanding aluminum pole at the Georgia State Capitol, West Wing, on June 12, 2026.

The message on the sign does not attempt subtlety:

Don ♥ Jeff

That’s the piece. That’s the joke. That’s the test.

The Installation

The Erectivist Pole is a temporary freestanding aluminum pole with an accompanying explanatory placard, filed and approved through standard state permitting procedures. It operates under First Amendment viewpoint neutrality principles established in Capitol Square Review Board v. Pinette.

Ohio already proved this works. The Ohio Statehouse approved and hosted an identical Festivus display without incident. No drama. No constitutional gymnastics. The pole went up. The rules were followed. Viewpoint neutrality held.

Georgia is next.

The Edition

Six signs were produced. Two are spoken for. Four are available.

• Edition No. 1 — Offered for donation to the Smithsonian Americana Museum.
• Edition No. 2 through No. 5 — Available for purchase.
• Edition No. 6 — Georgia State Capitol, West Wing, June 12, 2026.

Each sign ships after the installation with a photograph of Edition No. 6 on the pole at the Capitol. Your certificate documents your edition number, the installation date, the location, and the provenance of the full edition.

What Ships With Your Sign

Your numbered and signed neon heart sign. A certificate of authenticity documenting your edition number and the Georgia installation. A photograph of Edition No. 6 installed at the Georgia State Capitol, taken June 12, 2026. Ships free.

Ships After June 12, 2026

We ship after the installation so your documentation is complete. You’ll receive a shipping confirmation with your Capitol photo attached.

The Mission

A portion of proceeds benefits Women In Distress of Broward County, a nonprofit providing comprehensive services to survivors of domestic violence.

Satire funds the work. Support goes to survivors. Consent — like free speech — is non-negotiable.

Who is Chaz Stevens?

Chaz Stevens is a nationally recognized political artist whose medium is bureaucracy. His campaigns have forced Florida to rewrite its book-ban law, silenced legislative prayer in multiple cities, and put Festivus poles in state capitols across America. He is currently in federal court suing Florida Rep. Chip LaMarca for blocking a constituent on a government social media account.

“I’m not here to raise awareness. I’m here to make the system flinch.” — Chaz Stevens

If it stands, the Constitution still works. If it doesn’t, the failure is already documented. Either way, the audit is complete.

Fine Print

Materials: LED flex neon, plastic backing. Color: red and white. Width: 15 inches. Energy efficient. Indoor use. Includes all mounting hardware.

Edition of six. Four available for purchase. Edition No. 1 offered for donation to the Smithsonian Americana Museum. Edition No. 6 installed at the Georgia State Capitol, June 12, 2026.

FAQs

What is the Don ♥ Jeff neon sign?

It is a hand-numbered, signed neon heart sign from an edition of six produced for a live permitted public installation at the Georgia State Capitol on June 12, 2026. Edition No. 6 is mounted as the topper of the Erectivist Pole installation. Editions No. 1 through 5 are available for purchase.

How many signs are available?

Four. Six were produced. Edition No. 1 has been offered for donation to the Smithsonian Americana Museum. Edition No. 6 is installed at the Georgia State Capitol on June 12, 2026. Editions No. 2 through 5 are available here, numbered and signed.

Has one of the signs been offered to the Smithsonian?

Yes. Edition No. 1 has been offered for donation to the Smithsonian Americana Museum. If accepted, it will join the permanent collection as a documented artifact of a live First Amendment installation. Edition No. 6 is installed at the Georgia State Capitol on June 12, 2026. Editions No. 2 through 5 are available for purchase.

When does my sign ship?

After June 12, 2026. We ship once the installation is complete so your documentation package includes a photograph of Edition No. 6 on the pole at the Capitol.

What comes with the sign?

Your numbered and signed neon heart sign, a certificate of authenticity documenting your edition number and the Georgia installation, and a photograph of Edition No. 6 installed at the Georgia State Capitol taken on June 12, 2026.

Is the installation legal?

Yes. The installation is filed through standard state permitting procedures and operates under First Amendment viewpoint neutrality principles established in Capitol Square Review Board v. Pinette. The Ohio Statehouse approved and hosted an identical display without incident.

What does Don ♥ Jeff mean?

It is a reference to Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. The sign does not accuse. It does not editorialize. It simply exists — fully permitted, fully compliant — inside a public forum that claims to tolerate all viewpoints. That is the test.

Who is Chaz Stevens?

Chaz Stevens is a nationally recognized political artist whose medium is bureaucracy. His campaigns have forced Florida to rewrite its book-ban law, silenced legislative prayer in multiple cities, and put Festivus poles in state capitols across America. He is currently in federal court suing Florida Rep. Chip LaMarca for blocking a constituent on a government social media account.

“I’m not here to raise awareness. I’m here to make the system flinch.” — Chaz Stevens

If it stands, the Constitution still works. If it doesn’t, the failure is already documented. Either way, the audit is complete.