Steampunk control panel with glowing tubes and wires, labeled GOVHACKS // DEBUGGING LAW, in a modern office.

Introducing GovHacks: We Don’t Write the Law. We Debug It.

TL;DR GovHacks is an adversarial stress-testing service for municipal policies. Much like a penetration test for software, GovHacks identifies constitutional vulnerabilities and liability “edge cases” in city ordinances before they result in lawsuits or civil rights complaints. We don’t litigate or lobby; we debug policy to prevent expensive legal failures. Cities routinely hire outside professionals to stress-test critical systems. You …

Chaz Stevens, Professional Pain In The Ass

Burn the Letter Mill Down: How One $99 ESA Letter Could Crater an Industry.

Ever buy a disability accommodation letter in under 2 minutes? I did. That’s how this story starts. With $99, a dog named Scooby Doo!, and no clinical interview, no HIPAA forms, no nothing. Just a quick email from a guy named Dr. Bobby Tinner, and boom—I had an Emotional Support Animal (ESA) letter saying I was disabled under federal law …