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The Erectivist Pole (Flaccidus Edition): Ohio Worked. Georgia’s Up Next.

We spent an outsized amount of time on the topper. Of everything we’ve tested, the disco ball remains the sentimental favorite—but it didn’t survive the final cut. Before Georgia, there was Ohio. The Ohio Statehouse approved and hosted the Festivus display without incident. No drama. No hand-wringing. No constitutional gymnastics. The pole went up, the rules were followed, and viewpoint …