This Isn’t a Warning. It’s a Vendor Hostage Note.

Chaz Stevens, CLE Faculty.
January 16, 2026
Sheriff's post on Deerfield Beach public safety meeting addressing concerns about a transition plan and emphasizing community safety.
TL;DR BSO cites a 35-year partnership as a reason to stay. Chaz argues municipal contracts aren’t marriages—they are purchases that must be justified by current data, not history. This isn’t a warning.It’s a hostage note written by the vendor. Read it again.Slowly.Strip out the drama and what’s left?Fear words stacked where numbers should be. “Catastrophic mistake.”“Jeopardize public safety.”“87,000 people.” Big

by Chaz Stevens, CLE Faculty

This Isn’t a Warning. It’s a Vendor Hostage Note.

TL;DR BSO cites a 35-year partnership as a reason to stay. Chaz argues municipal contracts aren’t marriages—they are purchases that must be justified by current data, not history.

This isn’t a warning.
It’s a hostage note written by the vendor.

Read it again.
Slowly.
Strip out the drama and what’s left?
Fear words stacked where numbers should be.

“Catastrophic mistake.”
“Jeopardize public safety.”
“87,000 people.”

Big claims. Zero math.

No response times.
No staffing ratios.
No cost-per-resident comparison.
No rebuttal of a single assumption in the feasibility study.

If public safety were actually at risk, this would look like a spreadsheet. Instead, it reads like a sermon—long on moral pressure, short on facts.

Calling the study “error-plagued” without naming a single error isn’t analysis. It’s branding. If the memo were truly flawed, dismantling it page by page would be easy. They didn’t even try. That tells you everything.

Then comes the emotional blackmail: a 35-year partnership, as if longevity were a performance metric. Municipal contracts aren’t marriages. They’re purchases. History doesn’t excuse inefficiency.

The most revealing part? The paragraph aimed not at residents—but at BSO personnel. Job reassurances. Political framing. Vendor talking to its own workforce in public.

That’s not safety. That’s contract defense.

And “People over politics”? Please. Every sentence above it is politics—pressure, positioning, and blame-shifting preloaded for the record.

Here’s the simple test they failed:
If staying with BSO were obviously safer, they wouldn’t be begging for time. They’d be asking for a vote.

Safety arguments that can’t survive a spreadsheet aren’t safety arguments.

They’re delay tactics wearing turnout gear.

FAQs

Why does Chaz Stevens refer to the Sheriff’s letter as a “hostage note”?

Stevens argues the letter uses “fear words” (like “catastrophic” and “jeopardize”) to pressure city officials without providing the actual math, staffing ratios, or response times necessary to support those claims.

What is missing from the BSO rebuttal of the Deerfield Beach feasibility study?

According to the MAOS analysis, the Sheriff’s response fails to name a single specific error in the study or provide a cost-per-resident comparison that justifies staying with BSO.

Is the 35-year partnership between BSO and Deerfield Beach a valid performance metric?

Chaz Stevens argues that longevity in a municipal contract is not a measure of efficiency. He views the contract as a “purchase” rather than a “marriage,” where results should outweigh history.

Who is the “hidden” audience in Sheriff Gregory Tony’s letter?

The post points out that parts of the letter are directed at BSO personnel regarding job reassurances, suggesting the letter is a “contract defense” tactic rather than a pure public safety message.

What is the “simple test” for the BSO safety argument?

Stevens claims that if the BSO model were objectively safer and more cost-effective, the Sheriff would be asking for an immediate vote based on data rather than begging for a two-year delay.

About the Author
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Chaz Stevens is the founder of REVOLT Training and a longtime public-records strategist focused on forcing accountability through process, not protest. His work has triggered policy reversals, criminal prosecutions, and national media coverage by weaponizing bureaucracy, public records laws, and First Amendment doctrine against institutional dysfunction.

Learn more about him on Wikipedia.

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"What makes Chaz especially powerful is that his activism forces people to think—about power dynamics, institutional contradictions, and our collective responsibility to speak out. He doesn’t just push the envelope; he sets it on fire to make his point."

"In Florida, where critical voices are often silenced and sanitized, Chaz Stevens is a powerful reminder that disruption isn’t just necessary—it’s democratic."

Anna Eskamani, Florida State Representative

"Satan Loves the First Amendment. Broward Schools Didn’t."


"The Church of Satanology, run by the Ministry of Chaz the Bropostle, is a more political, constitution-based effort than it is an actual religion."

Lianna Norman, USA Today

"Council Braces for Flag Lawsuit Showdown."


"I think [Church of Satanology] is just nudging us to make the correct separation of church and state."

Torrington, CT City Council member Stephan Ivain

"The Law is on His Side."


“This letter was sent to poke the city in the eye for its poor choices ... [Chaz] knows what he's doing and the law is on his side.”

Attorney and Hartford, CT councilmen Joshua Michtom

"Stop Flag Propaganda."


"To help save it from itself, Connecticut could use a few more gadflies like T. Chaz Stevens."

Chris Powell, Columnist, CT Examiner

"It’s peaceful, it’s not violent."


"CHAZ STEVENS, the leader of Revolt Training, is heading out to Fort Lauderdale with 11 other protestors to — wait for it — wear inflatable male genitalia costumes paired with masks of Trump’s face."

Stevens said, "We are there smiling and taking pictures and it’s the absolute essence of our constitutional rights. Plus we’ll have a good time.”

Kimberly Leopard, Politico

“Provocative Activism That Gets Results Beyond Lawsuits.”


"As someone who has covered church/state separation for decades, I know that it's not always enough to make speeches or file lawsuits. Sometimes, you just need to grab the public's attention. No one does that better than Chaz Stevens."

"Yes, he's provocative. Yes, he can be abrasive. Yes, he often rubs traditionalists the wrong way."

"But here's the thing: He gets results. He demands attention through his unique brand of clever, funny, effective activism. That kind of public spotlight on a story can often do more than an entire cadre of lawyers. "

Hemant Mehta, editor of FriendlyAtheist.com

“Chaz Stevens Weaponizes Bureaucracy for Change.”


"As a media disrupter, guerrilla marketer, and all-around political gadfly, Chaz Stevens personifies John Lewis' idea of 'Good Trouble.' Few in Florida know more about weaponizing governmental bureaucracy to achieve tangible positive results."

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Phil Ammann, Journalist, Florida Politics

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